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• My wife made me join a bridge club...I jump next week.
• Monday I have Friday on my mind....
• Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutte
  may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs -- Moe...
• The only GOOD Club in my bag is Canadian Club.....
• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• I used to be normal, then I joined this conference!
• I joined scientology at a garage sale!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Picard to bridge, where am I?
• Men just don't seem to jump off the bridge for big reaso
  they usually do so for little ones. -- W.H. Ferry...