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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience _me_.
.. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I hope when you know the owrst you will at once leap into the river and swim through handsomely, and not, weather-beaten by the divers blasts of irresolution, stand shivering on the bank.
-- Suckling...
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE....
I hope you'll think this is funny. A man calls an undertaker and says, "You better make arrangements for a funeral.
My wife passed away." The undertaker says, "You must be drunk. I buried your wife...
I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life savings in yeast!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I hope you're right, Data. No question of it, sir. -- Riker and Data, "The Battle", stardate 41723.
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I hope you understand this because I don't... -- Dr.
Andrew P. Paplinski, Microprocessor Applications lecture...
I hourly learn a doctrine of obedience. -- William Shakespeare

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