I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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- I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ``That guy sure owed me a lot
of money.''
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Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a
bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that
says guilty or not guilty for you,
as a sort of courtesy. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain
lightheartedness to the subject,
in a way that tell the reader we are going to have... - I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't
hypnotize you.
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it,
because do you hide from it or not? -- Deep Thoughts... - I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and
just laugh at people.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them,
I think you should have to assume sort of a walking...
