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I hope OSHA doesn't find out about this... -- Famous Last Word
I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!...
I hope she'll make you happy someday, said Martin, but I strongly doubt it.
You're a bitter man, said Candide. That's because I've lived, said Martin....
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I hope someday a Pope chooses the name Shorty.
I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to live!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ``That guy sure owed me a lot of money.
'' -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hope there's some respect and dignity for things I did not do.

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