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• You find yourself amusing, Herr Blackadder. I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• I think...that in a week from now, you will be less in the mood for being amusing.
  At least when I'm in the mood, I _can_ be amusing. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• She has a difficult choice in front of her, has she not?
  ...Not really. Bad luck, Mellchers. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Are you suggesting we betray her? Oh, yes. ...Alright. -- Edmund and Ludwig : Chai
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• Did you miss _me_, my lord? Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
  That's right. No, not really. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• Unless she pays up, you will die. Howwibly. She _will_ pay up.
  And then _you_ will die. Howwibly howwibly. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?!*&$#(@^&NO MARYER
• Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
  Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...