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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights.
I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wrigh...
I hope I bought the right relish... zzzzzzzzz... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hope I die before I get old ...
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I hope I know what I'm talking abou
I hope I never have to deal with it. But obviously I would counsel her and talk to her and support her on whatever decision she made.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle responding to Larry ...
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I hope I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an "Honest Man.
George Washington (1732-1799)...
I hope I snuff it right now so this moment can be preserved forever!
It can be arranged... -- George and Edmund : Private Plane...
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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