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• PUNK ROCK!! DISCO DUCK!! BIRTH CONTROL!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I hope I bought the right relish... zzzzzzzzz... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to live!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life savings in yeast!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of OFFSET PRINTING?
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I'm DESPONDENT... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this miniature DOMED STADIUM.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead