Miscellaneous Collections

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I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by day-light.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
-- Ed Bluestone...
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination.
Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me. -- Jimi Celeste...
I have a great memory...it's just a little short.
I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world....
I have a kind of alacrity in sinking. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act iii, Sc.
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I have a life outside the FIDOnet. -- FIDO lie #II
I have a list, they will never be missed ...
I have all the defects of other people and yet everything they do seems to me inconceivable.
-- E.M. Ciora...

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