Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you. -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have a very strange feeling about this.
I have a very strong record on the Environment in the United States Senate.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle...
.. I have a VISION! It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
I have bad luck with plants. I bought me a philodendron .
.. and I put it in the kitchen and it drank my soup. -- Joan Rive...
I have become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds.
I have been asked to put something in here that touches us all.
While my intentions may be the very best, it is quite unfortunate that I know next to nothing about toilet paper....
I have been a stranger in a strange land. -- Old Testament -- Exodus ii, 22

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