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• I have a firm grip on reality--by the throat.
• I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird.
• I'm not crazy. I just have a unique sense of reality.
• ...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too... -- Calvin & Hobbe
• I didn't create reality...I'm just trapped in it!
• Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.
• I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE.
  I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK WOULD HOLD....
• Marge: Oh look, there's Bart! Wave to him! [she and Lisa do] [Bart pulls his blinds down] Mmm, maybe we should spend more time with Bart.
  He's becoming isolated and weird... [in Bart's room, Bart plays Stratego and holds one red piece and one blue piece, and does the voices for each] Blue piece...
• Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
  Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs....