Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I have considered the pension list of the republic a roll of honor.
-- Grover Cleveland (1837-1908) -- Veto of Dependent Pension Bill, July 5, 1888...
I have decided not to oppose anyone ever again, since I have noticed that I always end by resembling my latest enemy.
-- E.M. Ciora...
I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question.
I refuse to end the suffering of others... No, I must contemplate homicide and end the suffering of one....
I have decided that we shall stay here. -- C3P0 (Star Wars)
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal...
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavou...
I have discovered the heart of bushido: to die! -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo
I have done the state some service, and they know 't.
No more of that. I pray you, in your letters, When you shall these unlucky deeds relate, Speak of me as I am...
I have doubts about my health club. The locker room has a smoking and a non-smoking section.
-- Ellen Orchid...
I have dynamic memory, it needs constant refreshing...

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