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I have a soul that like an ample shield Can take in all, and verge enough for more.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Don Sebastian, Act i, Sc. 1...
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
I have a SPONGE that's drier behind the ears than you are!
I have a strange team. -- Charlie Brow
I have a stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter!
I have a suspicion, but it's too horrible to think about. Doctor, State of Decay
I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working here
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to 5 hours. -- Hunter S. Thompso
I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
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