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I have an awesome sex drive--problem is, I can't get out of park!
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
I have a newspaper clipping at home where a guy breaks into the home of a bedridden, invalid old lady.
She is powerless to resist him, but when he comes into her bedroom he becomes intrigued by the c...
I have a new strategy, Artoo. Let the Wookie win. -- C3P0 (Star Wars)
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. -- Steven Wrigh
I have an exposition of sleep come upon me. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act iv, Sc.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. -- Woody Alle
I have an interesting structuring of my words way.
I have answered three questions and that is enough -- Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!
I have an understanding with my local police--I have them outgunned, but they have me outnumbered

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