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• I wrote these tags myself. -- FIDO lie #III
• I read all messages in the TEEN echo. -- FIDO lie #I
• There is no such thing as line noise. -- FIDO lie #IV
• Fidonet Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements...
• If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault. -- Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life
• Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life: If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
• I'm not an opinionated jerk, I just act like that on Fido echo
• hairball n. 1. [Fidonet] A large batch of messages that a store-and-forward network is failing to forward when it should.
  Often used in the phrase "Fido coughed up a hairball today", meaning that the stuck messages have just come unstuck, producing a flood of mail where there had previously been drought....
• I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.