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I have a feeling that at any time about three million Americans can be had for any militant reaction against law, decency, the Constitution, the Supreme Court, compassion and the rule of reason.
-- J...
I have a few good reasons for drinking And one has just entered my head If a man can't drink when he's living How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
I have a fine sense of ridiculous, but no sense of humor. -- Edward Albee
I have a firm grip on reality--by the throat.
I have a friend named Dennis. Both his parents are midgets, but not Dennis.
He's a midget dwarf... He's the guy who poses for trophies....
I have a friend who is so stupid that he tried to enter the 1-900-SPELLIT contest, but he kept getting the wrong number.
I have a friend who just got back from the Soviet Union, and told me the people there are hungry for information about the West.
He was asked about many things, but I will give you two examples th...
I have a friend who's a billionaire. He invented Cliff notes.
When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, 'Well first I....
I have a friend who told me that the greatest computer system ever built by mankind was by the Druids at Stonehenge.
Well, that's an old story. But what I like was that he felt that the Druids didn'...
I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
You must have read my daddy's verse. I hope...

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