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I have always wondered way they always refer to toilet paper as facial quality.
I am not going to use it on my face, (although there are some who think I do anyway!)....
I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskettes.
I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says, "Scale
1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it....
I have a message from Baron von Richtoffen, the greatest living German.
I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I have a mind like a steel trap; whatever goes in gets crushed and mangled!
I have an ANSI.SYS, and an ANSI.BRO as well
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.
But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -- Steven Wrigh...
I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I have an Aunt in Long Island whos crazier than she is. She's president of the P.T.A." -- Nu

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