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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it. -- Alfred Hitchcock
I have a photogenic memory.
I have a photogenic memory. -as opposed to photographic.
When this was first told to me, I could have sworn he'd said photogenic member, but apparently I misheard....
I have a photographic memory, but I keep forgetting to put the film in. Peter Campbell
I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer offers same-day service.
I have a photographic memory. What's your name again???
I have a photographic mind...it never developed.
I have a really good memory, except it's short.
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. -- Richard Dira
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches. -- A. R. Longworth...

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