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I have a cunning plan -- Baldric from BlackAdder (I - IV)
I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
-- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...
I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene...
I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You'd never know it to look at it.
I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
I have a discussion topic I'd like to throw on the floor.
I have a dream... DIR C:> .... "99,934,843,928,281 Bytes Free
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but byt the content of their character.
-- Martin Luther King...
I have a drink problem, I can't afford it.

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