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• Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
  Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
  Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
• I'm afraid there's been a change of plan. I'm off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
• My Lord, I have a cunning plan..
• Turnip isn't a rude word, Baldrick. It is if you sit on one.
  -- Edmund and Baldrick : Ink and Incapability...
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability