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I hate you, you hate me, we're a disfunctional family...
I have 100 GB of software, All on 360K floppies!
I have .25 Clusters per Sector.
I have a 14400 bps modem and 1.8 bps fingers.
I have a black belt in haiku.
I have accepted Provolone into my life! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
I have a condom, can I get a third degree?
I have a congenital aversion to failure.
I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to work,too.
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