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• HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies.
• God I hate floppies.
• Real men don't have floppies.
• The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
  -- G.B. Shaw...
• The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs. -- G.B. Shaw
• You all have to admit that Microsoft products provide a quality unmatched by any other company.
  That is why I am switching to 100% pure shredded Microsoft certificates of authenticity in my hamster's cage....
• I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G.B. Shaw
• clean 1. adj. Used of hardware or software desig
  implies `elegance in the small', that is, a design or implementation that may not hold any surprises but does things in a way that is reasonably intuitive and relatively easy to comprehend from the outside....
• clean: 1. adj. Used of hardware or software desig
  implies `elegance in the small', that is, a design or implementation that may not hold any surprises but does things in a way that is reasonably intuitive and relatively easy to comprehend from the outside....