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• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)
• Not tonight, honey. I got a BBS!
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• The most interesting time of human life, I think, is when your heart stops, and for between two and 15 minutes, your brain is still running.
  I think the most interesting part of my life is going to happen in those two to 15 minutes....
• If I could stick my pen in my heart, I would spill it all over the stage.
  Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya, Would you think the boy was strange?...
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly]....
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it, moves it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly, and says, 'Here, you can go....