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• If I can't be a star, I won't get out of bed. -- Elastica
• The way to live longer is to fall in love with what you're doing, then you've got it made.
  Then you can't wait to get out of bed in the morning and get to work....
• A bunch of guys were playing cards in the hospital.
  They figured out a method of playing poker using the diagnosis chart at the foot of the bed....
• Amy: "What about Umbrielle?" Fry: "Well, it turned out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her.
  Amy: "Trouble in bed....
• Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center, but what's done is done
  I've made my bed, and ow I've got to weasel out of it....
• Skinner: Who's out there? Give me your names so I can tell the police.
  Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on?...
• I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
• Would it help if I got out and pushed? -- Princess Leia Organa
• I got a new phone. Plugged it in. Pushed REDIAL. It freaked out.