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• I like overkill. -- Post Brothers Comic
• I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW -- Pick up line
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• As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
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  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• I said, beam me up dog breath! There is no life on this planet!
• What I Did During My Fall Semester On the first day of my fall semester, I got up.
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