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I get my monkeys for nothing and my chimps for free.
I get no kick from champagne... -- Cole Porte
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise. -- Red Skelto
I get the news I need on the weather report.
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
I getz Buzy, I getz Buzy oh yeah...
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I gin to be aweary of the sun. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act v, Sc. 5
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