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• So after today, Germans can go into any country they want.
  ...Say, wasn't that the problem in 1939? -- Johnny Carso...
• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carso
• In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless the cows are known sluts.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself. Haitian proverb
• Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?
• When turkeys mate, they think of swans. -- Johnny Carso
• Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.