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• If your stomach disputes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. -- Satchel Paige
• Keep the juices going by jangling around gently as you move. -- Satchel Paige
• How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was? -- Satchel Paige
• Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world.
  The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else....
• There's a mighty big difference between good, sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
  -- Burton Hilli...
• 1. Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
  3. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move....
• A man bites off more trouble than he can chew when he doesn't do what his wife wants.
  You better believe it. -- Satchel Paige...
• A diplomat is a man who can tell you to go to hell and make the trip sound pleasurable.
  -- Samuel Cleme...
• Avoid running at all times. -- Satchel Paige