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If you like to spend your vacation in out-of-the-way places where few people go, let your wife read the map.
-- Jack Carte...
If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I meant to say.
If you listen to the news, read the news, you'd think we were still in a recession.
Well, we're not in a recession. We've had growth; people need to know that....
If you LIVE backwards, it is EVIL.
If you lived here, you'ld be home now" -- Spraypainted on a wall in an urban getto
If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
-- Garrison Keillo...
If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. -- Graham Summe
If you live in an apartment building with more than four floors, it pays to be nice to the elevator repairman.
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
If you'll excuse me a minute, I'm going to have a cup of coffee.
-- broadcast from Apollo 11's LEM, Eagle, to Johnson Space Center, Houston July 20, 1969, 7...

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