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If you learn to watch people, you will have no need for movies. -- G.I.G.
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
If you leave the room, you're elected. -- Matilda's Law of Sub-committee Formatio
If you lend a person any money, it becomes lost for any purposes of your own.
When you ask for it back again, you find a friend made an enemy by your own kindness....
If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge. -- Henry Spence
If you lie to the computer, it will get you in the end.
If you lie, you'll cheat. And if you cheat, you'll steal.
If you like Congress, you'll *love* Bill Clinton!
If you like it, they don't have it in your size. -- Hadley's Law of Clothing
If you like riding horses, consider going back to the traditional side-saddle mode.
You will fall off far less. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....

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