If You Had A Penny And You Were On Top Of The Empire State Building, And You Took That Penny And Threw It Off The Empire State Building And It Hit Somebody In The Head, It Would Kill Him.

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If you had a penny and you were on top of the Empire State Building, and
you took that penny and threw it off the Empire State Building and it hit
somebody in the head, it would kill him. Talk about getting your money's
worth.
-- Heywood Banks

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