If You Go To A Party, And You Want To Be The Popular One At The Party, Do Thi

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If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party,
do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out
of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your
body and yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this,
but I think it'd work.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey