If You Go Through A Lot Of Hammers Each Month, I Don't Think It Necessarily Means You're A Hard Worker.

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If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily
means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn
about proper hammer maintenance.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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