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• If you hear an onion ring, answer it.
• If you see an onion ring -answer it!
• The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
• Bess's Universal Principles: 1. The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
  2. You will reach it just in time to hear the click of the caller hanging up....
• You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
• Telephone charges are cheaper the farther you call, go figure...
• The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.
• Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...