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• For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
• Clinton: You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think.
  Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. Dole...
• Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
• Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
  I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles....
• Lesbian QOTD: I didn't give up sex, I just gave up premature ejaculation.
• Marge: [annoyed] Wake up! Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
  Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!...
• I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• My only hope is that our children grow up without our prejudices.
• I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!