Related:

• Chisholm's Second Corollary: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
• Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that no one can misunderstand, somebody will.
• Chisholm's Third Law Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others.
  Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
• If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
• If you explain something so clearly that no one can possibly misunderstand, someone will.
• If you are sure what you do will meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
  -- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 2...
• Procedures devised to implement the purpose won't quite work. -- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 3