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If you can't join them... sure as hell you've got to beat them.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level. -- Laurence J. Pete
If you can't keep up, take notes!
If you can't laugh at yourself ... I'll do it for you.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll laugh at you.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. -- Bobby Slayto
If you can't laugh at yourself, you're missing the joke.
If you can't learn how to do it well learn how to enjoy doing it poorly.
-- Brilliant's Law of Limited Ambitio...
If you can't lick 'em---bite 'em!
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
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