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If you can't write 'em, steal 'em
If you can't write it right, you can't think it right.
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? -- Steven Wrigh
If you can write a nation's stories, you needn't worry about who makes its laws.
Today, television tells most of the stories to most of the people most of the time....
If you care about a dream enough, make it into a reality.
If you chance to think of yourself as some sort of expert on the subject of women, than perhaps you are the one to whom I should come with this questio
How come women will wear a wig over a full h...
If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony. -- Women vs. Bee
If you chase two rubbits, both will escape.
If you cheat a game, what is the point??
If you cheat, you'll eventually punish yourself.

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