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If you choke a smurf, what colour does he turn?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. -- Rush, "Freewill
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm... -- Jim Zelenka
If you chose to dance with a bear, don't stop when you get tired. -- Old Russian Proverb
If you close your eyes, You won't see them dying -- Eric Bogle
If you collect the chronically stupefied and encourage them toward collective bewilderment, and then ask them to formulate a statement, you have the basic elements of a very productive committee.
If you come any closer introduce yourself!
If you come home and he's using your diaphragm for an ashtray, it's over. -- Carol Siskind
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. -- Yogi Berra

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