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  -- Laurence J. Pete...
• If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again. -- Laurence J. Pete
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  -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
• My analysis . . . led me to formulate The Peter Principle
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• The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
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