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If you did it and lived, you probably did it right.
If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.
-- The Third Law of Photography...
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't have called.
If you didn't program it in PASCAL it's WIRTHless.
If you die, I'll kill you!
If you dig a deep enough hole, someone will want to jump in.
If you disregard the advice of Gen. Douglas MacArthur and go into the quicksand of an Asian country, like a domino you will fall into the quicksand of another Asian country next to it.
-- Andrew Jaco...
If you'd lose a troublesome visitor, lend him money. -- Ben Frankli
If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. -- Slous' Contentio

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