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• If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll laugh at you.
• You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
• To make yourself miserable, forget the feelings and rights of other people.
• Don't learn from other peoples mistakes, it's more fun to go out and make them yourself!
• There ought to be an FAA requirement that crying babies have to go into the overhead compartment.
  -- Bobby Slayto...
• There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
  If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start thinning out the herd and murder might be the only way to do it....
• What fun is it to be an expert if you make yourself easy to understand?
  -- Goebel's Law of Intellectual Obscurity...