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• If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll laugh at you.
• If you can't laugh at yourself, you're missing the joke.
• If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. -- Bobby Slayto
• In dealing with the press do yourself a favor. Stick with one of three response
  (a) I know and I can tell you. (b) I know and I can't tell you. (c) I don't know. -- Dan Rathe...
• I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
• You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.
• Shall I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables?
  You can watch yourself while you are eating!...