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If you cry "Forward!" you must without fail make plain in what direction to go.
> if you cut here, you'll probably destroy your monitor &l
> If you cut here, you'll ruin your monitor. &l
If you cut one inch off a board that is one inch too long, it will be one inch too short.
-- Angel's Law Of Home Improveme...
If you'd call it a robot. It's more a sort of electronic sulking machine.
Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr.
Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called ``blackmail.
'' If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called ``a settlement....
If you desire to be accepted into a society and known as a fair sort of person, you must agree to be taught many things you have already long known.
-- Charles Talleyrand...
If you destroy delicacy and a sense of shame in a young girl, you deprave her very fast.
-- Mrs. Stowe...
If you develop rules, never have more than ten. -- Donald Rumsfeld

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