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If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the icecapades.
If you can't see the bottom, wade not, for you may be in far too much before you know it.
If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side.
If you can't see the fnords, they can't eat you.
If you can't solve the problems of the world with chocolate chip cookies, then how can you solve them?
If you can't stand the heat, get a Pool.
If you can't stand the heat, get back to the kitchen.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. -- Harry S. Truma
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