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If you can't do anything about it, than have the sense not to.
If you can do something about it, perhaps it is time to step back and reevaluate your own potential in a less flattering light....
If you can't do anything about something, pretend it doesn't exist.
If you can't document it, it isn't true.
If you can't do it the easy way, it's not worth doing it the hard way. -- The SpamPope
If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don't belong in politics.
-- Speaker of the California Assembly Jesse U...
If you can't elucidate, obfuscate.
If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.
If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -- Mother Teresa
If you can't fight and you can't flee...FLOW

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