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• You can never trust a man; he may be true to you.
• You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
• Lawyers can write a 100,000 word document and call it a brief.
• Printout: A document to verify data you know is wrong anyway. -- Computing Definitio
• Every important document you write will contain at least one egregious typographical error.
  The more pubic the document, the more embarrassing the error....
• You are what you are and little can be gained by making a fool of yourself trying to be someone else, someone you are not.
  Be true to yourself....
• Don't document the program; program the document.
• The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.