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If you can't carry your own precinct you're in trouble. -- Calvin Coolidge
If you can't change your mind, do you still have one? -- Caroline Malmgren-Davi
If you can't change your opinion, you have already been the customer of a funeral home, or you are the most obstinate person ever to walk the face of the earth.
If you can't create it--respect it.
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
-- David Bedno (davidbe@sco.COM)...
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then befuddle them with BS!
If you can't debate me, then there is no way in hell you'll out-insult me.
-- Scott Legrand (Scott.Legrand@hogbbs.Fidonet.Org) You may be wrong here, little one....
If you can't debug it, deplug it.
If you can't deliver the pie in the sky you promised, you'd better redefine the pie.
-- Paul A. Samuelso...

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