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• Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
• You may be redneck... if you're excited by gals who can field dress deer.
• If you can't be weird, why be?
• Older sister: "Why are you wearing my new raincoat?
  Younger sister: "I didn't want to get your new dress wet....
• Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress. -- Coco Chanel
• World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
• I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
  -- Steve Marti...
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you walk to work, and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose.