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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you must be at least a foot shorter than them.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, consider an exciting career as a guillotine operator!
If you can kill a snake with it, it ain't art.
If you can look into the seeds of time, And say which grain will grow and which will not.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act i, Sc. 3...
If you cannot be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. -- Nikita Khrushchev
If you cannot convince them, confuse them -- Harry S. Truman (1884-1972)
If you cannot find happiness along the way, you will not find it at the end of the trail.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself- all that runs over the brim will be yours.
-- Colto...

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