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If you can not say something far better than silence, than have the common good sense to let silence have the day.
If you cannot see this, leave me E-Mail.
If you cannot stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
-- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
If you can pick it up or drink it in one sitting, take it. -- James Srode
If you can read this, I'm still not in your Twit List.
If you can read this, my cloaking device is on the fritz.
If you can read this tagline, it is already too late....
If you can read this, thank a computer technoweenie.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
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